Sunday, February 8, 2015

Middle Earth Meme - Day Seven

Lines you quote most often in real life

        Of course, these movies are quoted ALL the time in our family. Even my mom, who has only seen the Hobbit movies and isn't a huge fan like the rest of us, has picked up on a lot of these. And yes, it's mostly Gollum. 

Give us a chance, Precious! Give us a chance!

Is it tasty? Is it scrumptious? Is it crunchable?

They stole it from us!

You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you.

Leave now, and NEVER come back!

"But ______ promised!" "______ lied!"

Our only wish - to catch a fish - so juicy sweet!

Give it to us raw, and wriggling! You keep nasty chips.

Mustn't ask us; not it's business! (the more polite alternative to 'none of your business', ya know.)

Stupid fat hobbit!

We swears on the Precious.

        Oh, and this one? Classic. We do the Gollum-shriek all the time. 

        Okay, moving on.

"Where are you going?" "To seek the counsel of the only one around here who's got any sense." "Who's that?" "Myself!"

 How came you by this? (usually quoted by me)

... But it is not this day!

You look terrible.

But what about second breakfast? Elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? (yes, I know this isn't exactly how it goes, but this is usually somewhat how we use it depending on the situation.)
You need people of intelligence on this type of

You shall not pass!

        So there you have it. Nothing terribly creative, but that's how it is.



  1. Isn't quoting these movies the best?!;)

  2. It is such fun!! Especially when out in public and then some random person quotes the next line and you look at each other excitdly :D

  3. We use a lot of these too :-) So easy to insert into daily conversation!